Crank my cudgel

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Crank Session

The act of entering the "flow" state with a high-value deliverable in mind (sometimes while micro-dosing) for 6 to 9 hours

We built an end-to-end application during that 9 hour crank session

by ChrisCruz July 17, 2022

Crank

Slang word for saying how cool or awesome something or somebody looks.

That paint job on that car is crank

by Luvenzo April 12, 2021

Crank

A crying - wank. Used if a person is crying and uses the tears as lubricant for said wank.

Jacob was balling his eyes out. He decided to have a crank instead.

by Jakobbb December 16, 2019

crank that skrong

getting progressively and extremely high; preferably with friends

yo bro you really cranked that skrong!

when you crank that skrong and go nonverbal

by renmare February 6, 2024

Crank

Crank means a really fye(fire) song & crankin means your crankin up, as in your blasting fye music

“this that Crank”
“Ong I’m cranked up rn”

by SOUTHERNSLANG09 January 19, 2022