Crank

When you do a something in a large or long sitting

Dude 1: “He cranks fortnite at 3am”
Dude 2: “Really?!”
Dude 1: “yessir”

by aylathebaddie December 6, 2022

coochie crank

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.

That coochie crank is awkward as hell.

by DeerWatson August 10, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.

I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!

by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023

Cranking

Not that thing that Maria said it was.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020