by Spencer and Spencer September 4, 2021

This vaccine cane out in a year mang side effects like memory loss people have gotten serolious symptoms of covid after taking it so yeaaaaaah death (covid vac)
by No biden March 23, 2021

When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.
by Cameron Greene October 3, 2020

Covis 19 has limited your social interaction with other people. Due to covid-19 you now look at my cousin in a whole new way. You're so horney you'll consider fucking your first cousin.
by Keith Cooper October 7, 2020

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022

A virus that killed millions of people around the world to the point china banned the game Plauge Inc
The reason why they banned the game is that people named their virus Covid-19 which disappointed them now its banned
Covid-19 is an abbreviation for COronaVIrus Disease 2019
The best way to not get the virus is by Wearing Mask, Social Distancing, washing your hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING in your house, and hand sanitizer or stay quarantined
The reason why they banned the game is that people named their virus Covid-19 which disappointed them now its banned
Covid-19 is an abbreviation for COronaVIrus Disease 2019
The best way to not get the virus is by Wearing Mask, Social Distancing, washing your hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING in your house, and hand sanitizer or stay quarantined
"WARNING: New Virus introduced as Corona Virus Disease 2019 or COVID-19 for short the government recommends you wear a mask, social distance yourself, wash hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING, and use hand sanitizer (or just stay quarantined) Goodluck and God Speed
" Day 1: Can't believe we have to WEAR MASK but at least I won't die.
Day 2: I have finally gotten used to SOCIAL DISTANCING and at least we have social media
Day3: Oh man I've touched so many things that could've had covid I'm going to WASH MY HAND and USE HAND SANITIZER
Day4: My son got the virus due to this I made him DISINFECT EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE but it's for the best"
" Day 1: Can't believe we have to WEAR MASK but at least I won't die.
Day 2: I have finally gotten used to SOCIAL DISTANCING and at least we have social media
Day3: Oh man I've touched so many things that could've had covid I'm going to WASH MY HAND and USE HAND SANITIZER
Day4: My son got the virus due to this I made him DISINFECT EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE but it's for the best"
by SilencedMyth March 19, 2021

by Mobilepreacher July 15, 2020
