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Cougar high five

The moment when a cougar and another cougar touch the vaginas.
Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.
by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
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cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"
by Mcribbles May 31, 2022
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Cougar Bait

1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.

Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
by KandovanyKocicka December 5, 2023
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cougar

shannon davies is a cougar as she likes to get with younger men at a very ancient ages
oh my god! that girl is SUCH a shannon! she is 60 and with a 19 year old what a cougar!
by shannondavies November 9, 2021
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Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.
The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.
by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021
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cougar week

A special week starting April 2nd each year ending on April 9th celebrating the woman who have married younger men.
Happy Cougar week to all the women out there who have married younger men!
by All_BizTormentor Adam April 6, 2023
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Cougar

Jimmy: "Timmy's mum has a fat ass and a nice rack, she's going clubbing tonight to find a young man, she's a MILF on a mission!"
Blake: "Isn't that just a Cougar?"
by Ni⚕⚕a_wot November 5, 2021
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