Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.

Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.

by jess312 July 20, 2021

Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 5, 2021

cougar nails

if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails

woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*

by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021

cougar

a sexy woman who is older

me: hey you see that girl?
friend: yeah she’s older.
me: yeah she’s a cougar😳

by hellcat64)3$ August 24, 2022

Cougar

An elderly woman usually over the age of 30. An old hoe. Usually with 10% eggs remaining. These eggs are also damaged due to drug abuse.

That panty was a hoe, but now that she old she a cougar.

by CougarPanty September 7, 2022

National Cougar Day

National Cougar Day is on September 25th. This day honors all cougars.

Underaged male: Hey its National Cougar Day!
q30 yr Female: You know what that means 😘

by TalkingSheep69 September 12, 2022