cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

being a cougar

when you’re a woman who can’t stay away from younger men

“Maybe you should try dating older guys”
“Nah, being a cougar is the best”

by Anna Wilogest October 30, 2023

Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.

Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!

by Violent_eddie May 30, 2021

Cougar high five

The moment when a cougar and another cougar touch the vaginas.

Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.

by Violent_eddie May 30, 2021

Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 04, 2020

Cougar Trapper

Young man that trolls "cougars" or older women with the motivation of finantial gain.

That young f-boi s cougar trapper.

by LisaSings! March 02, 2021

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019