cotton-headed ninny-muggins

A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything

"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"

by black blue an March 10, 2022

Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022

Cottoning

The act of ricing a Japanese car, but done by black people.

Hey man, you see that thugged out RX-8? Who puts port holes, DUB rims, and candy paint on a Mazda? They need to stop cottoning nice cars and go back to their donks.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011

cotton candy man

When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie

Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie

by Stephanie august June 4, 2021

Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Cotton Candy

A technique of fingering. Sticking one's fingers in a vagina and swirling it around. The swirling motion is meant to be similar to that of making cotton candy. When you make cotton candy, you put a stick in the machine and swirl it around, collecting all the melted sugar and forming cotton candy. The finger in the vagina swirls around like that stick. It isn't trying to collect any cotton candy, so don't get the wrong idea.

Talking about a hot guy:
"He's so fine, he could cotton candy me any day!"

by huntycuntress February 8, 2024

cotton face

Often used to describe a racist or prejudice white person. Can also be used in general reference to a white person.

1. Cotton face has attempted to suppress all people of color.
2. Look at cotton face tryin' to dance.

by Contillo February 27, 2009