cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.

Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."

by Marc Twang March 4, 2019

cooter huff

To kick someone in the vagina with the very tip of the shoe.

" dude i cooter huffed claudia yesterday, it was so funny"

by jnaylor13 February 20, 2017

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

Cooter Ca Choo

A expulsion of air from the vagina of a woman with a illness like the cold.

I was having second thoughts about going down on her because she had the flu.. but as i did, her cooter ca choo'ed in my face.

by Thetrollzomlex April 29, 2014

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 4, 2020

Cooter scooter

When you hit a females vagina

I just cooter scootered her

by Miccck January 24, 2021