condom shop

the act of going to any retail location that sells condoms and shop around to see which ones you would like to purchase

i went to Walgreens the other day to condom shop so i would have protection for my amazing weekend with my girlfriend.

by carltonsteel August 5, 2010

condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019

condo de kayak

the term Condo De Kayak was first coined by Julia Ehnot (2003- ) in 2019 in attempt to spell the cultural celebration Cinco de Mayo

Oh my god did you hear about Condo de Kayak?

Christian totally kicked her ass at the Condo de Kayak celebration.

by mustasche May 7, 2020

Social condom

When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.

Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?

Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)

Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!

by KeithsDeadBaby March 3, 2011

RU Hungry Fat Condom

The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.

1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.

by masterdddd September 12, 2017

Condom Head

A person who enjoys or gets sexual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..Or some people do it simply because their dickheads

Duane: Who the fuck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool

by Mysta D February 7, 2009

fuck in my condom

it's the same with "walk in my shoes"

--Dude, it sucks! I lose my job!
--Not a big a deal. Can you lend me one grand?
--Try to fuck in my condom!
--You mean try to walk in your shoes?

by ray_zong July 10, 2009