Comey

when you're so depressed you're convinced everybody hates you and you're doing everything wrong

FBI Director Comey is himself, worthless.

by anonymous May 9, 2017

kansas city trucking company

Gay Porn. This was the first in a trilogy of The El Paso Wrecking Corporation and L.A. Tool and Die.

Willy: Let's turn off this project runway soft core and pop in the Kansas City Trucking Company!
Spencer: I'll get the fried chicken
Willy: Spencer you're such a black fag

by WillyLikeThePenis January 30, 2008

flux compacitor

The main electronic component used for time travel in vehicles. Conceived by Dr. Emmitt Brown in 1955, and later developed and successfully tested in 1985.

The flux compacitor is what makes time travel possible.

by anonymous April 20, 2004

boon companion

a makeshift friend that you get placed in the same crummy situation with.

the people you talk to while in line at the airport are your boon companions.
the boyfriends of a bunch of girls who are all friends become boon companions.

by shanooligan February 19, 2007

compairison

Shorthand for a type of comparison that only involves two items. Usually the audience is aware of this fact, but for some reason the author while making fun of someone for a homonym... makes his own homonymic error. Oh the irony.

"Compairison" is used mainly by large headed poorly endowed males found along the eastcoast of the US.

Usually said male will own or attempt to own 2-3 vehicles all equipped with at least 1 power added.

At any given time, only 1 of the said vehicles will work properly.

"Now doing a compairison, a "well set up domestic", assuming for this example is a LSx based motor, in a 3600lb car, can make make a crap load of power early in the power band, and take it all the way through to fuel cut, shift and have the power there all over again, through each gear."

by DemDare October 11, 2007

Comp

(v) The act of taking something that isn't yours, usually in a discrete manner.

"Shit! I just realized that guy comped my lighter earlier."

by dlundy June 22, 2008

comp

a cigarette usually bummed from friends, most often by friends that smoke more than they can afford or are to cheap to buy there own

hey bro can i have a comp?

by thebuttress June 20, 2011