comio mierda

Spanish for going through a bad situation while feeling impotent. "comer mierda" o "comio mierda" means literally to eat shit. It is used as an analogy for having to go through a bad moment or unpleasant situation.

Carlos comio mierda cuando vio a su ex con el nuevo novio. Charles "comio mierda" when he saw his ex with her new boyfriend.

by Roberto Doumet March 6, 2010

Comicha

A term used to call someone a small person.

Yeah, that's why I call her comicha.

by thiswouldbemypseudonymhaha July 19, 2010

comicallastical

funny, hilarious, rolling on the floor laughing

he is so comicallastical

by ham514 May 13, 2010

Comicbated

-Verb

Comically Masturbated; Spinning one's creative wheels for 3 hours or more and not getting anywhere.

Present tense: Comicbation

"I comicbated a few hours before I went to sleep."

"I comicbated in class this morning."

"There was no time to waste today for anything today other than comicbation."

"Comicbation set in shortly after I took out the trash."

by The Fastest Jerk Alive October 5, 2010

Comic Synergy

The idea that if you let life run its course, then the universe will work things out for the better and everything will fall into place.

You know how I lost my wallet a week ago. A girl found it and returned it with her number in it. It was pure Comic Synergy

by Brendan252 October 27, 2010

Cominuphobia

Fear of automatically flushing toilets.

My 3 year old hates to use public restrooms. She has cominuphobia.

by The Real HP September 15, 2011

comic woes

When you meet the perfect guy or girl and they prefer DC over Marvel. Or vice versa.

Timmy loves Batman and meets Betty at the comic book shop. He's ecstatic until he sees that her pull stack is all Marvel. They will try to go on a few dates and make it work, but he will experience "comic woes" when ultimately Betty finds Batman too lame to even be able to stand the posters in Timmy's bedroom.

by Betty B September 11, 2012