Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.
by BM82 January 9, 2015
Get the College Wankermug. A noun-a common nickname given to loose cunts that do not give a fuck about what anyone thinks and are only concerned about if the eski is full. Also know to get cut off of the cheapest piss avalible such as little fat lambs. They also don't mind a decent yarn.
"Oi that blokes lit as fuck, he must be a Unity College kid"
"Dude I'm hitting the little fat lambs as if I'm from Unity College"
"Dude I'm hitting the little fat lambs as if I'm from Unity College"
by Billa27 July 31, 2018
Get the Unity Collegemug. by siriuslover11 February 7, 2017
Get the sirius collegemug. When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.
Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.
by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023
Get the College Syndromemug. madras is one of those school that you can’t forget. everyone there is so different and retarded in their own special ways. you’ve got the junkie that you catch burning the lungs out outside of school. you can’t forget the chavs who wear a foundation colour that matches a fucking carrots skin colour. also you have the weird under the stair kids that all have orgys together and watch anime and think screaming “reeeee” is funny. you have the massive group of boys everyday trying to have a wrestling match, lobbing themselves at each other’s.
honourable mentions would be; the friend group from primary school, the indie pretty girls, the guys that fear any females, simps, weird lesbians , incel homosexuals, token gay, token lesbian , the friend group that might be lesbians, and plenty more.
the school is going to pieces (quite literally). all the teachers are either nonces or cunts. the only nice ones you never have.
apparently the school has “no money” but yet they keep buying useless shit that no one asks for
so an easy way to say is the school is shit; but it will not stoop so low to bell baxter
honourable mentions would be; the friend group from primary school, the indie pretty girls, the guys that fear any females, simps, weird lesbians , incel homosexuals, token gay, token lesbian , the friend group that might be lesbians, and plenty more.
the school is going to pieces (quite literally). all the teachers are either nonces or cunts. the only nice ones you never have.
apparently the school has “no money” but yet they keep buying useless shit that no one asks for
so an easy way to say is the school is shit; but it will not stoop so low to bell baxter
“oh you know chad? which school does he go to?” “he goes to madras college” “oh god my condolences to him”
by gods_wonky_teeth April 16, 2020
Get the madras collegemug. A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.
Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "
by dawnmusic July 12, 2015
Get the college booksmug. A school that is known for being shit but isn’t actually the school is amazing so are the staff but those same group of twenty little shits want to fuck it’s Reputation
by Secrets/mystery/no name September 21, 2019
Get the Fremantle collegemug.