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toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!
by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019
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COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.
“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”
by Carnefice April 25, 2023
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Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.
Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.
by Jahamez February 1, 2021
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coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!
by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
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coffee cork

A stir stick offered at Starbucks that also plugs the opening on the lid to prevent spills. Also known as Splash Stick and Hot Stopper.
Thank God for the coffee cork or I would have burnt my hand leaving Starbucks this morning.
by Jperry714 July 2, 2016
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coffee art

Art made from instant coffee, the coffee is brewed to 3 different strengths creating 3 shades of brown. It is then used as paint to create sepia toned works of art. It is quickly becoming a popular art form championed by Linda Finstad who has created over 1000 coffee paintings. you can see examples at www.famouscoffeeartist.com
Coffee art is perfect for artists who like to sip and dip their paintbrush into their coffee.
by Famous Coffee Artist August 11, 2022
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coffee talk

To talk in an exaggerated New York/Long Island accent, saying words with long vowel emphasis such as coffee becoming cwaufee and dog becoming dowg. Done in imitation of Mike Meyer's character Linda Richman from Coffee Talk sketches on Saturday Night Live. Yiddish terms might be thrown in to enhance the imitation.
Used to add expression or flavor into a sentence, commonly with words that have long vowels, coffee talk is the addition of a New York or Long Island accent with Yiddish words thrown in for fun.
by selurxam December 21, 2022
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