coformist

a person who feels that to like a certain music/hobby/sport/thought, they have to dress, act, talk, and have fun exactly like everyone else who likes the same things. it is not really their fault, for society/MTV has pumped the notion into our head that to be cool you have to promote one of 10 or so set images. also people who lash out against "conformists" are only conforming themselves. it is impossible not to conform. there will always be a group of people with the same thought as you. big brother is watching....

my best friend is such a conformist! im gonna go run off and conform to some other group that hates conformists!

by sam September 28, 2004

Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.

She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.

by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011

Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.

Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.

by youngchub May 11, 2011

Coderre

A man that is, strong, irresistible, sexy, a great friend, a great kisser,great in bed, a great boyfriend. He also is know to have a large penis and is often referred to as pure awesomeness.

Girl #1"That man over there is such a Coderre."
Girl #2"He's the biggest Coderre in here."
Girl #1"More like the only Coderre in here."

by The0ne234 January 28, 2014

Colorado Bulldog

When a woman pulls her cheeks down as to resemble a Bulldog as you face fuck her. Allows for easier entry.

Hey honey lets do the ol' Colorado Bulldog tonight

Alright let me get my dog collar!

by Mustlovedogs January 22, 2011

Lyons, Colorado

A great TINY town which is home to Lyons High School which, in it's class of 2010 it had whopping 79 students!! All kidding aside, Lyons is a great town with great people!!

Person 1: You ever heard of Lyons, Colorado?

Person 2: Where the hell is Lyons?

by FOCO BOY!!! December 24, 2010

color monster

Originally defined as the monster that sneaks up on you while peeing in the woods and names a random color.

When refrencing the color monster, a third party said, "I believe they like to be called African Americans"

We prefer the original definition and try to make the slang for black not a part of normal speach.

"the color monster scared me and made me pee on my leg a little bit"

by EdFrut July 1, 2008