COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.

“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”

by Carnefice April 25, 2023

Coffee refugee

A person searching local coffee shops for the best one.

My barista left for a new job and now I’m a coffee refugee to find my next cup of joe.

by JJ Java October 6, 2021

coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.

Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.

by Jahamez February 1, 2021

coffee cork

A stir stick offered at Starbucks that also plugs the opening on the lid to prevent spills. Also known as Splash Stick and Hot Stopper.

Thank God for the coffee cork or I would have burnt my hand leaving Starbucks this morning.

by Jperry714 July 2, 2016

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 1, 2021