The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 10, 2024
the act of shoving a whip cream can in a big black womens ass and fucking her vagina to cause a chain reactions making her ass spraying whip cream as if shes having diareah
by ickyonions February 01, 2012
A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021
Pollsters speculate that Donald Trump may pull a Grover Cleveland in the 2024 presidential election.
by popeurban July 02, 2024
When your high on molly and eat out a woman’s ass while numb and she shits and farts in your mouth and you blow it back in her asshole
Dude I have this chick a Cleveland blow hole
by Dixie Normous September 14, 2022
This motherfucker Farrell wiped his finger in his asshole and wiped it on my lip and gave me a motherfucking gaw damn cleveland steamer like a bitch
by nmgfh April 12, 2023