Drug store christmas

The horrible gifts from the drug store such as a knock off gaming console, a book with i generic title , or a over priced action figure from something you have never heard of. Then these gifts are given to an unlucky child for christmas.

Mom: ok son open your gift!

little billy: OMGGGG ITS A...fun station 5. 0.o

Mom: Isnt that what you wanted?

little billy: No you dumb bitch, i specifically asked for a playstation 3. wtf is this shit.

Mom: sorry you had a "drug store christmas"

little billy: >=(

by Spootybeaver113 April 24, 2011

christmas

A debased Christian festive day, an over-commercialized time of quiet desperation, but a time of supposed good-will to our fellow man. 'Cause being kind once a year is better than never at all.

"Can I give money to the Sally-Ann,Mum" "Yes, dear, after all it's Christmas." "Let's give to the Foodbank, after all, it's Christmas" "Should we invite poor lonely Kevin?" "Sure, it's only once a year."

by Canuckkitty September 15, 2005

christmas cut

whoever wrote the previous definition is wrong -- a christmas cut is mack and manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato and brocolli, not spinach.

I'd like a Christmas cut, plase.

by K Lagg July 18, 2006

Christmass

When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!

I got the best Present of all, Christmass!

by assman08 December 24, 2008

Christmas Pudding

Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".

Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.

by Eman1187 December 26, 2008

Christmas Eve Sex

Sex without foreplay. Like Santa, spoke not a word and went straight to his work.

Hey babe let's have Christmas Eve Sex, that will be quick.

by Quickie too December 9, 2011

Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 7, 2012