all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
Get the Texas Chili Bowl Massacremug. When one sneaks chili onto the bumper car ride, completes one lap, then proceeds to eat as much chili as possible while spilling as little as possible. A tablespoon must be used, and it is important to avoid the many children who will target chili-eaters on the bumper cars. It is also recommended to wear all white during the challenge.
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna do the Bumper Car Chili Challenge?"
Person 2: "Sure, I'll go get a camera and some oily chili!"
Person 2: "Sure, I'll go get a camera and some oily chili!"
by Poopitydoodoi July 29, 2016
Get the Bumper Car Chili Challengemug. by Anthony Stoner March 27, 2008
Get the chili chokin' pepper bellymug. When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.
Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!
Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Chili Bowlmug. A sketch comedy Show found on Youtube that has all the ladys going whuuu? it will blow your mind with its memorable characters and witty writing. Created By Bobby Crawford and Brandon Kinzer on July 9th 2008 it has captivated an audience of somewhere between 14 and 17 people.
guy #1- Fried Chili Cheese Dogs is Hilarious!
Guy # 2- what? you got a fine from taking children to the geese lodge?
youtube show farts funny
Guy # 2- what? you got a fine from taking children to the geese lodge?
youtube show farts funny
by FCCD's nuts February 6, 2012
Get the Fried Chili Cheese Dogsmug. The West Virginia Chili Dog - I really enjoy it when I perform the West Virginia chilli dog between her large warm breasts..
by Hazard6.0 June 2, 2016
Get the West Virginia Chili Dogmug. A funk rock band, currently made up of singer Anthony Kiedis, Flea (born Michael Balzary), John Frusciante and Chad Smith. They have gone through various line-up changes, but mainly based around Kiedis and Flea.
Flea is one of the best bassists in history, with frequent use of slap bass technique.
Hillel Slovak was arguably their best guitarist, but died tragically from a heroin overdose.
They have released 8 albums to date. Their first four albums are the better but unfortunately lesser known material.
An interesting fact about Anthony Kiedis is that he is of Lithuanian and Apache Indian descent.
Flea is one of the best bassists in history, with frequent use of slap bass technique.
Hillel Slovak was arguably their best guitarist, but died tragically from a heroin overdose.
They have released 8 albums to date. Their first four albums are the better but unfortunately lesser known material.
An interesting fact about Anthony Kiedis is that he is of Lithuanian and Apache Indian descent.
by TimFS October 31, 2004
Get the Red Hot Chili Peppersmug.