Cheater-Senses

A collection of feelings or palpable aura a premonition or precognition that your significant other may be up to something or with someone that wont positively affect your relationship.

Girl 1: It's weird I usually get a text from him right before he goes to bed but last night, nothing.

Girl 2: Sister that's your Cheater-Senses telling you to watch out for that playa. He's a dog!

by barec2 April 29, 2009

Chastity flab

noun. A role of fat that is so large that it hangs down, covering the genitals preventing sex.

They were unable to have sex because his Chastity Flab hid his cock.

by Choadlet February 10, 2010

Chaster sauce

when you try and fart but you end up crapping your pants just a little bit.

Dude when I got up this morning I thought I had to fart but I Chaster sauced.

I'm afraid if I try and fart I will Chaster sauce.

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chasterboop

Performing the 3 major recreational activities at one time. Included: chewing tobacco, masturbating, and taking a poop.

"Dude I was so hungover yesterday I could barely even chasterboop."

by tony scotti March 30, 2011

Cheater Beater

a double kick-drum pedal

"Those bass drum beats on the new Lamb of God album are amazingly fast, but of course, the guys uses a cheater beater."

by Lucky Luca August 28, 2012

Cheat

To hook up or date another person without ending your current relationship

Guys! Ray cheated on me with Summer and broke up with me over the phone

by Squidfart May 24, 2016

chastized

Deeply reprimanded, punished.

This youtuber was chastized by the fandom he criticized.
"I asked them listen to my explanation before commenting, but I was chastized anyway"

by Lovelyfox5005 May 30, 2016