pussy on the chain wax

You have your girl whipped. If she wants sex, she has to go through you and possibly do a favor. She does anything you say and you happen to win every argument. Basically, if you can pull it off, you are God. If you abuse this power, you are an asshole douchebag cunt and deserve to die slowly and painfully to the point where no one can identify you.

Guy1: You'll never believe what I just did.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!!!!!
Guy2: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Guy1: Now if she wants to go out, she has to ask me first.
Guy2: You're a dick.

by Yamichi February 6, 2014

power chain

a sex toy that is use to attach a girls thong to give her a massive wedgie to pucker her butt hole up before anal sex

''Dude i power chained that girl so bad last night her thong ripped off

by vjj is m June 23, 2008

Massage Chain

3 or more people arranged in a line with each person giving the next in line a shoulder rub.

On April 28, 2010, 1,223 people lined up and gave each other shoulder massages to form the current Guinness World Record for Longest Massage Chain

by Portland LMT July 14, 2011

yang the chain

to yank someones balls full on using the great opposable thumbs mankind gave you

my girlfriend decided to yang the chain when i thought she was giving me a blow job. apparently she was mad at me!

by Big Josephh June 16, 2009

sticky bicycle chain

The sound sex makes when you use a mashed-up banana as emergency lube.

We were on this camping trip, and we forgot to bring lube, so we mashed up a banana and used that. It sounded like riding with a sticky bicycle chain.

by tyberius47 June 15, 2011

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

The only game in the Kingdom Hearts series that has a decent storyline and is really worth playing. However, due to the fact that it has a different battle system and actually is somewhat difficult compared to the rest of the series, it is often mindlessly bashed by fans of the other two games.

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories introduced Organization XIII; therefore, it is much more awesome than the first game, which completely lacked them except in Final Mix.

It is also much more awesome than the second PS2 game, the one that killed them off.

by Alberto Alfredo von Poodmu October 2, 2007

Who let fluffy off his chain

A term often used by primary school students, the equizalent of - who farted?

Timmy: AWW!! who let fluffy off his chain?
Bobby: It wasn't me *picks nose*

by salmon_attack May 24, 2005