cotton balls

The dreaded final stage of "Beer Nuts".

"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."

by TallicaD00d February 27, 2005

Cotton Pickin Ninny

Cotton Pickin- referring to black slaves or niggers as they were called then.
Ninny- Nincompoop

In the end- Stupid Nigger

You cotton pickin ninny, what in Hell were you thinking?

by a cotton pickin ninny April 1, 2010

Cotton Picker

Working extremely hard; Busy. Commonly used in the workplace. Can also be shortened to CP.

Person 1: "Hey wanna grab a coffee at 10:30am"

Person 2: "Can't dude my boss has me working like a cotton picker"

Person 1: "That sucks. Maybe tomorrow then."

Colleague 1: Hey what's your status?"

Colleague 2: "CP"

Colleague 1: "No worries will call back later."

by Willis101 July 25, 2009

cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.

The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

cotton balls

When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking

"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."

"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."

"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob

by ghizmo May 16, 2007

cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

tom cotton

To have nuclear explosive diarrhea in one's pants in public.

"I didn't make it to the toilet in time and I Tom Cotton'd all over myself."

by metalmixtress March 10, 2015