by Meloplant April 3, 2021

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

The easiest rubiks cube other than a 1x1
by Orrinpants October 6, 2022

A sex position in which both partners pretend to be children and the male partner takes a cubic shape while the female partner "bounces" on the "Rubiks Cube" in a ball-like shape, attempting to "solve" the cube.
by dafuqdisthing December 8, 2019

A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.
I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?
by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009

being formerly known as furlong. furlong was annoying in photo so we trapped him in a giant glass cube so to shut off all social contact. lowest form of human life
sleepy: do you guys hear something?
tsou: well crad just said hey to me
tsou: holy shit whats that giant cube doing over there clinking around
tsou: well crad just said hey to me
tsou: holy shit whats that giant cube doing over there clinking around
by cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuube August 24, 2003

The frozen form of mustard often used by body builders for a extra boost of energy. Very healthy and full of protien.
by mk4 febreze December 23, 2008
