aasen-croc

A cold-blooded reptile that has no heart. Also used to express irritation at another person.

Person 1: What's her deal?
Person 2: She's an aasen-croc!

by nut12meg November 15, 2009

Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)

Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?

by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010

dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015

sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017

Ms Crocker

The worst teacher in history. the type of teacher that hooks up with grade 12 boys, and let’s them vape and smoke in her car. The teacher that always switches around subjects when she doesn’t feel like doing them because she only knows how to teach one subject.

grade 12 boy: Ms crocker can you help me
Ms crocker: sure after school come to my classroom😉😉

by crazymfhoeassbiyiflswla November 9, 2019

National croc day

This day is celebrated all across the world and it is the 22 of November every year. You have to where your crocs everywhere

“Yo bruh you got a pair of crocs for national croc day”. “Nah g”. “ it’s alright I got some extra”. “ I got the fake grass ones and the leopard print ones which u want?” “ I want the fake grass ones coz u wanna swag on the normal ones”. “Ok here they are g. I can hook u up nexd time I u want the leopard print ones”. “Thanks bro”.

by Therealjoemumma November 20, 2019