clam crotch

When your "vagina" smells something like Ray Davis's crotch.

Haha after banging that guy soo much you have CLAM CROTCH!

by Big steve July 23, 2003

clam fighting

Lesbians clam fight as they dont have the necessary equipment. It is the same thing as scissor sisters

do u wona fight? il bash u in with my tough clam.... yeh ... lets do some clam fighting, just open ur legs and relax.

by GnD May 30, 2006

clam up

Like tea bagging, but when a girl does it, ie a passed out young man has a photo taken with a woman's naked vulva on his face.

OMG, he got so wasted last night and Vickie said that she was going to clam up, and she totally clammed him up. Check out the photo on Flickr!

by Cal952qCal February 27, 2009

clam jumping

Definition 1: When a bunch of dirty skanks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their clits.

Definition 2: When a girl uses her vagina curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. The equivalent of base jumping. Also see: vagina curtain

Example 1: Jennifer, Chloe, and Mary went clam jumping last weekend. Their chutes got tangled, and tore out their vaginas. Ouch!

Example 2: Beth went clam jumping off the Empire State Building by using her vagina curtain as a chute.

by Retard Clan June 4, 2008

clam dick

a penile contraption covered in herpes or aids

that guy last night had the tiniest clam dick but i liked it.

by dilbaid3 April 25, 2009

Clam Fudge

When you shit directly a hard dump in a girl vagina to stuff her clam.

Your so tense did you got clam fudge today ?

by Cassoulet August 8, 2011

Clam Baked

The female version of being tea bagged. Usually happens when someone is napping on the couch or passed out on the floor at a party. It can only occur if only vagina or taint touches the head, it does not count if any booty is used. Can be done with or without pants. Can also be know as clam basting.

Jaims: Gary is passed out on the floor.

Blakely: Hold my pants. He's about to get clam baked.

by bigern80 March 18, 2013