Caked

A psychological phenomenon produced only by a sticky green plant, but more so then just the average high, lets put it like this: When your cookin up somthing in the oven it takes a little while for the batter to cook, but for it to become an actual cake, you gotta give it some time. smoke a bowl, youre baked, smoke a cuad, and your caked!

Man im blazed right now, but if we finish this off i might reach that undescribeable caked feeling

Dude i dont even know who or where i am right now! you got me, im caked off my ass

by LouManChuu October 1, 2009

Cape Cod

A foul, fish-like, smelly penis that comes from not washing or properly maintaining your Cack. Usually affects people from the East Coast that live on the West Coast.

Shawn: Man that broad wouldn't go down on me!
Henry: I know she told me you had a Cape Cod.

by W.B. Eliis June 20, 2011

Caged Monkey

When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.

"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!

by DJ-RT October 8, 2008

Caledonia

A small town that is full of stupid people, really boring, and I is really a big town of posers....It is a good place for coffee though.

Oh well, I moving out of hear anyway..got a little bored in class.

Caledonia is a dusty town like your mom's *****

by Edwardooia March 19, 2011

Caged

bit of a queer name which means "butt fucker"

ie : i is a caged

by mawfaw June 27, 2003

caledonia

a forever crippled bitch

*some guy broke his leg*
another guy: ur a caledonia

by quenchurthirst January 9, 2019

Cape Girls

also to be found in South Africa, i.e. Cape Town.
Display frighteningly similar traits to Cape Girls (USA). But as soon as they grow up, get married and have children they suddenly discover God.
Behaviour becomes holier than thou and they immediately lose all memory of prior sluttish, boorish, etc. behaviour.

That xxxxxxx, what a f**king hypocrite! Oh, and she's fat and opinionated.

by dpmse May 5, 2005