"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"
by deadgirlxsinful December 21, 2009
An area on the map Isolation on Halo 3. It is at the top of the map where you jump down the tube (near the shotgun) and you emerge from the greasy dog butthole.
"I just got the shotgun and I'm about to have a rape party on these noobs once I emerge from the greasy dog butthole. They'll probably deserve the vicious T-Bagging that will then ensue"
by Dirty D19 February 24, 2009
the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously
texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
by roflrofler September 04, 2009
"lol nagen has a king kong butthole XD!"
"I think my asshole leveled up to king kong butthole after last night!"
"I think my asshole leveled up to king kong butthole after last night!"
by nayginitraw May 27, 2017
by morrrr September 02, 2022
Fake disorder that a bad mom uses as an excuse to keep their kid at school even though he has exploding diarrhea
"He his shitting everywhere and on everything, he needs not to be here at school, but mom has a doctor's for leaky butthole syndrome so the principal said we can't send him home"
by IrishMerc September 29, 2021
by Kumpel June 09, 2022