short bus

The bus i rode to school. Its a little bus for the special kids. We had lots of fun on that bus and you make good friends. People sometimes make fun of it but its really a cool bus. Its yellow.

I rode the short bus to school. It was fun.

by sonny vitale...... January 16, 2008

Heaven Bus

noun. A 1947 "Silversides" Greyhound Bus that was rescued by the B-Town Posse from a junkyard. It was slated to be destroyed and turned into scrap metal. Thankfully it did not suffer that fate and lived to see yet another day.
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again.
The Heaven Bus is now legendary.
It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders.
No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists.
Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour".

Oh my god, I gotta pack! Heaven Bus will be here any second to pick me up. We're going on tour for a month this time.
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!?

Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.?

by DJ Willow from Paris August 31, 2007

blue bus

Jim MORRISON used double meanings, like most poets. The blue bus refers to going on the public transit, but also refers to earth as the blue bus. We are all on it, heading in the same direction together, the end.

Take a ride with us, on the Blue Bus...

by joekipp April 7, 2015

On the bus

To have a big booty

Dang girl you’re really on the bus in those shorts

by Kegradel August 29, 2019

the bus to Kilkenny

The phrase that one uses to bail on a night out or a session.

Tommy - "Hey man are you coming to the Pav tonight?"
Robert - "Yeah man, I'll be over in 10 minutes"
Phone call later after 20 minutes...
Tommy - "Hey dude where are you now?"
Robert - "Yeah man I'm actually on the bus to Kilkenny...."
Tommy - "....bailer!"

by Smurf1988 October 21, 2010

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014