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Bug Truck

A person, usually a child. That always has the most fashionable infection. They always get the flu, and/or always have a cold. They themselves don't really get sick themselves though. Just low grade symptoms.
On the other hand, if you spend any time close to them, you will most likely then get it.
Often becoming QUITE ill.
That little Mary. She came for a visit, now all our kids AND mom have a wicked fever. She's such a little 'bug truck'.
by PicassoIII August 6, 2011
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Stink bug

When your significant other shits inside your urethra.
My old lady surprised me with a stink bug last night
by thegratefuldouche February 2, 2017
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Love Bug

P1: The love bugs are so bad, we can't even see out the windshield!!
P2: I know right?!
P3: WOW
P4: CAR WASH HERE WE COME!!
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Dimply bug

dimply bug originated when seeing awesome dimples on a sexy guys face.(my boyfriend)

A dimply bug is like a lady bug except for having circle spots and being red, a dimply bug is blue with dents on the sides resembling dimples and a heart connecting at the opening of the wings.
by muffcake June 23, 2010
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bug bomb

When you fart in an area (i.e. car, room or confined space) leave that area then return to find the smell is still there.
"I farted in my car on a lunch break. Got back into it after work and it still smelled!" Dude, you dropped a bug bomb
by Ezlikeweezy June 14, 2016
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bug cheese

Another name for the guts of squashed or trampled bug that weirdly looks like cheese
mosquito: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
girl: eww! *stomps*
mosquito: *squish*
girl: omg bug cheese!
by Happy Cow January 8, 2014
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Bed Bugs

Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."

Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"

Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
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