bonkcrete

The strongest substance on the face of the Earth. It's infinite power is no match for other substances such as steel or titanium. It should be used sparingly with extreme caution and only in cases of absolute emergency.

Octavius: Brother! Our walls will never defeat the wrath of our enemies. The plebians will attack us.
Romulus: Then we shall rip them down and rebuild them with the strongest, most ancient weapon we have. Bonkcrete.

by youfuckingnugget July 24, 2019

BONK

terrible at any video game he plays and nothing compared to a deeper

"Dude how are you 3 - 43 good god quit playing like a bonk."

by THE GREAT DEET August 13, 2019

Bonka Bonka

The thing you do when you're in bed with the opposite gender.

My parents did the bonka bonka

by Bonka bonka October 3, 2019

Bolonkers

Type of fat fingers

Look at the size of my bolonkers

by Sarah Ashcroft October 4, 2019

Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

boink stick

penis

Suck on the boink stick!

by swab October 15, 2019

Bonk

An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.

Scout: "BONK!"
Other man: "I am no match for this man, for I have been hit by his baseball bat."

by XersuiluB November 25, 2019