Piano book.

A piano book, is a type of book you strongly dislike or find boring. A book that you would use to keep your couch, or your piano level, if one of the legs was short, because you have no other use for it.

Ugh, it is such a Piano book.

by thewank5 December 26, 2010

Book Thumb

Book thumb is from holding open a book with your thumb and index finger for long periods of time, causing pain in your thumb muscle.

I've got terrible book thumb from so much reading.

by blueberrypancak September 2, 2013

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

Book-turning

The action of flipping over a book on display so that the back cover is showing, usually to hide the content of the book

John: Wanna go down to the library and do some book-turning?
Jack: Yeah, they had some new sociology books we need to hide from the public.

by will_builder8 May 3, 2021

ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

by aleis October 2, 2011

burn book

a book that people (mainly females) put nasty things about others in

Kylie: OMG!!!!! I fucking hate Jessica so fucking much cuz she slpet with mah bae Kyle!
Sarah: Put it in the burn book.

by Lolliepuff February 15, 2015

Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

by Vbui717 June 9, 2014