blooker

A hooker that performs sexual tasks for cocaine. Contrived of the two words, blow and hooker, the word blooker was born.

He hired a blooker and she left with a little something special.

by euphomism October 15, 2008

Vag-Blocked

The opposite of cock blocked.
A.K.A. a female fuck blockage.

Those dudes totally vag-blocked me from jumping on that dick. boo yah.

by Erlexa April 29, 2008

Blockers

Something a doctor would prescribe to a Heroin addict, usually by way of bail conditions issued by the courts, which BLOCKS the effect of any Heroin taken or gives the user undesired effects e.g Nausea, shakes, cold sweats etc

Commonly used in the Castleford, England area among others

"Maffys on the blockers again, he got caught shop lifting an the courts included taking them as part of his bail conditons. There going to test his piss to make sure he's taking them" said Liam to Dan

by Dr Do-Not-Alot April 8, 2010

Reality Blockers

Eye Masks worn by those people who do not want to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a sunlight right before or after falling asleep. To ensure you stay snoozing in daylight time wear your eye mask so not a single ray of sunshine will penetrate.

"Many unemployed are in the habit of keeping odd hours. These are the people who are able to stay up all night because they’ve slept all day. Their night time activities are not newsworthy but they lurk late into the night just because they can. Oftentimes they go to sleep simply because they’ve run out of things to do, and sleep itself is a popular unemployed activity.
When it’s finally time to go to bed the last thing the unemployed want is to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a garbage truck, street cleaners, sunlight, or a significant other getting up for work right before or after falling asleep. To ensure they stay snoozing the unemployed will wear reality blockers so not a single ray of hopeful sunshine will penetrate the REM cycle."

by sergemalov August 23, 2011

Bill-Blocked

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.

Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...

by bee_rad reeser November 26, 2009

Clock Blocked

When the Ps3 gives an Error code due to misconceptions of how leap year works, thus preventing you from playing your games.

"Dude, did you get to play Heavy Rain last night?" "No!, I got clock blocked by my PS3!"

by Doberman112 March 1, 2010

clock blocked

When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her

"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."

by Maverickzod September 23, 2011