Blade

A small sharp object that could be held by a monkey

The monkey has got a blade don’t let him neer you

by Mr canvas October 20, 2020

blaDE

A self proclaimed generic pleb, who thinks he is a pandit at getting back at people. In reality, he is just a basic dood who is most famous for his excellence at, well nothing really. He is found lurking in pepegas discord channel, posting shit comments and giggles to himself thinking he is owning everyone.

Random guy 1: what's your biggest fear in life?
Random guy 2: that I might end up as blaDE

by cuntmungdar November 4, 2020

Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

Blade

He probably has a mullet .He is very cute and kind .Lives in the country every girl want him to be their boyfriend he is always found outside and loves to fish

I wanna date blade so bad 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by anonymous December 2, 2020

BladeIzuruphobia

A fear that some polish dude named Dr. Blade is always watching.

Bro— I have BladeIzuruphobia

by A black n white Cookie January 19, 2021

Blade

Our lovely, dapper, stinky friend UvU Honestly, Blade is such a cool, funny, smegg-c guy. Also, I'm currently having milk and cookies.

James: "Awe man, Blade wants pie."
Ashe: "Let's bake Blade a pie then!"
Blade" "The fitness gram pacer test-"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz January 21, 2021

bladder girl

a girl who has bladder issues and needs to pee consistently

Person 1: Wow that Mischa girl pees so much!
Person 2: Yeah they call her bladder girl at her school!

by hohoho459 February 1, 2021