Anal Birthday

When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.

Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants

by Not So Happy Birthday March 7, 2011

Birthday Sex

The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant

"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"

"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"

"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."

by big black sexy daddy h April 13, 2010

birthday

A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

by cyhm37 April 13, 2006

Platinum Birthday

When both the digits of your age match the day you were born.

Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!

by Whiskey Infused Wit June 26, 2017

birthday caking

multiple insertions into an orifice similar to candles in a birthday cake

Justin and Rick enjoyed birthday caking Ian all night long

by hobodragon September 9, 2007

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.

Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!

*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

by jasperburger June 4, 2009