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Kevins-Beard

The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.

Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.

Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"

Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013
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leslie beard

Usually occurring on males of Irish descent. It is a full facially grown beard, with hairs clipped to a length of no longer than 1/2". For a beard be considered a "leslie beard" it's color must be red/reddish/ruddy and the color of the male's head-hair must be of some other shade. The two shades/hue cannot match completely, thus creating a two-tone effect that is irresistible to the ladies.
"Sean is sporting a healthy looking leslie beard these days."
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stank beard

Having a beard or goatee that smells like an ashtray after smoking cigarettes.
Can you PLEASE go wash your face when you finish that cigarette, because I can smell your stank beard already?!
by johnnah75 April 28, 2015
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Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way
D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard
by Captain Dale July 30, 2011
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Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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bearded vag

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.
by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008
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Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021
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