Barberek

The ability to be able to control you make member

My girlfriend text me last night you should see how good his Barberek does

by Funwithkermit August 6, 2022

Barber

Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.

Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.

Bob:never trust a barber man.

by Beesofbag September 3, 2022

barbecue bacon burger

its a barbecue bacon burger

I eat a barbecue bacon burger

by gatto on drugs September 4, 2022

Barbership

When your best friends with your barber, this can be called a barbership.

Bro...Did you just mess up my hair? Sorry, our barbership is over.

by RiderOfWhite September 21, 2022

Barmed

Verb: to shit ones self
Derived from the scouse term for a bread roll; barm.
To say someone has barmed it, is to say their bumcheeks resemble the two buns in a curry barm.

"Arr lad, remember when I fronted that maggot?!"
"Yeah man, he curry-barmed it. Proper messed his trousers."

by Ricardo Espana October 9, 2022

Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

Barbeque head ass

A derogatory term directed to the fourth migo. usually used after someone doesn't recognize the fourth one specifically.

Do you not know who i am boy? you better find out you barbeque head ass boy.

by meatheadirony April 1, 2023