Balloon Crew

A group of people who perform in the art of ballooning (see - 'ballooning') usually whilst drunk or on drugs.

The Balloon Crew are out tonight and are ballooning massively

by Leechy May 8, 2006

Poop Balloon

When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.

Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!

Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!

by murphy_dog March 27, 2019

Balloon Knot

Ones anus or sphincta also known as Chocolate Starfish.

Anyone with a tight arse

by GBert December 5, 2003

The Rocky Balboa

v. - to ejacualate in a girl's mouth and before she has any time to spit or swallow the semen, proceed to throw her a haymaker to the side of the face and watch the semen fly out of her mouth.

(ala the blood from a boxer's mouth when he is punched hard enough)

so she blew me last night and right after i came, i give hit that b*tch with the Rocky Balboa

by derdershortbus1 September 3, 2011

Dirty Balloon

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons

Bro 1: why is Jana so sad?
Bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
Bro 1: hahaha

by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010

led balloon

different spelling, but same meaning as the term "lead balloon."

Stan's face dropped like a led balloon when told the horrible news.

by Dan Neiwert(author of Gentleman of Leisure Volume One) May 30, 2006

Hot Air Balloon

Sex act during which one is giving a blowjob whilst putting a blow dryer in their partner's ass, alternating from hot to cold.

Guy #1: Aw man, that chick gave me the sickest Hot Air Balloon, last night.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.

by HotAirBalloon October 2, 2009