bald

someone that looks like Theo Karapenis

im an innovator babeeeeeeeee- Theo Karapenis- the bald

by bonermantheo December 6, 2019

Are you bald?

Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.

You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?

by olans June 4, 2017

Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.

I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.

by adolfnigler January 4, 2023

bald head strength

The extra strength a nigga gets when he’s Bald Asf

-Ayo that man got bald head strength you see how he head butted him

-Look at that bald ass head I just know he got that bald head strength

by Goatstatus February 14, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee

by anonymous February 28, 2022

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025

Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023