Bladder Delay

When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places

I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it

by adamnman October 12, 2011

badgerbong

The act of getting badgered.

DOOOOD lets go to the badgerbong. We'll get badgered!

by yprime January 7, 2012

Banderhook

Lightly grasp with the tongue.

That girl is hot, I'm gonna banderhook her asshole!

by vengefulsorrow March 2, 2012

badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

Badger Noses

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.

"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"

by Mr. MacB May 6, 2014

Badger blues

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"

I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.

by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015

badgerbater

Someone whom goes out in search of badgers and then helps them ejaculate via masterbational methods

John was a well known badgerbater and he has helped a number of badgers in the area reach ejaculation

by robjames December 7, 2015