5 definitions by vengefulsorrow
Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.
Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.
by vengefulsorrow December 28, 2008
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1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.
2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.
2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.
That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.
by vengefulsorrow January 20, 2009
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Lightly grasp with the tongue.
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when you're fucking a girl from behind and she's facing a window. You withdraw quickly and have a buddy slip in, meanwhile you walk out side and wave to her through the window
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