Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.

"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

Hungarian Bowling

Sucking a guy off while flicking his balls.

Person 1: I got some mad Hungarian Bowling last night

Person 2: cool

by Myemuisbig June 17, 2019

grapefruit bowling

when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl

Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

YOLO Bowl

1) All the leftovers from your refrigerator for the week mixed into a bowl. May cause gastrointestinal distress or have conflicting flavors but you only live once so have at those leftovers. (2) A restaurants about to expire ingredients mixed into a bowl and offered at a discounted rate.

I took my Chipotle, McDonalds and Taco bell leftovers and made a YOLO Bowl so the food didn't go to waste.

by DCSNOWPATROL October 7, 2019

Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

Bowl viper

When your shit is so long before it hits the water, it strikes your balls.

I took a shit and was bit by the bowl viper!

by Moyst Pan Ties May 31, 2016

breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast

Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

by ChristianMingle.com August 14, 2016