the unholy bringer of death...it is a mixture of Jason voorhees from the Friday the 13th series and the Dragonborn from skyrim
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The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back.
Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
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“Oh mush you going down The Bont tonight?”
“Yeah mate I’m down the sheaf gotta bag?”
“Yeah son ill be down now”
“Tidy”
“Yeah mate I’m down the sheaf gotta bag?”
“Yeah son ill be down now”
“Tidy”
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This is a line in the first verse of the song meaning that particular person is a veteran born during the time of World War two.
This is a line in the first verse of the song meaning that particular person is a veteran born during the time of World War two.
I am the wings of a killing machine 47' born and my razor teeth rip down to the edge and down beneath to were the wicked wail and the devil creeps I broke in the back of the edge and shore lay waist to the ground of an enemy's throne so let the hammers break and the sickle s fold.
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Get the glamrock bontrap mug.A girl who is in love with all the corners in the word. She owns a furcon down in the Mississippi. She gets down everytime CPR starts playing. She may ride horses at a ranch but who knows what else. She is an alien from outer space because yes. Till this day she's still praying she gets Hu Tao in genshin impact but along with many others- she is poor. I stalk all of her social media accounts, and to whomever is reading this- don't worry- i stalk yours too. Don't believe me? I'll go ahead and read off all your saves/posts. Also it's pronounced, "BOAR-ROTTEN" not "boring-teen".
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