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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019
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blind jackal

1)Another name for alcohol, or an alcoholic drink.

2) Jackal with his eyes looking a tad unfocoused.
1) Too much blind jackal for you!

2) Peeves, why is Jackal looking a little blind?
by Peeves May 25, 2004
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Blinding lights

When you cum in a flash light and tell her to look inside then your seaman will enter her eye
Babe do you wanna try blinding lights tonight
by Dickout6inch February 27, 2021
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Blind Monk

When your sex partner is sucking you off and your dick gets the hardest possible, force it into your sex partners eyes. As he/she whelps in pain, ejaculate in their eyes making them partially blind. Once they are rolling on the floor in agony, recite bible versus to them while pouring holy water over them.
I got raped the other day and the rapist decided to suck me off. I gave him a blind monk and he didn't come back!
by Coldasshonkey12 February 13, 2014
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Blind Trade

When two people trade each other a CD the other has never heard before. Kind of like a blind date, meaning you don't know what you're getting cause it could be anything at all (except a lot less awkward than a blind date).
Keith and I did a Blind Trade the other day. Keith gave me "Kid A" by Radiohead (which I had never heard before), and I gave Keith "De-Loused in the Comatorium" By The Mars Volta (which was completely new to him). It was a good Blind Trade!
by Space Wrangler September 12, 2009
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The Blind Ojos

When a man jizzes in a girls eyes (ojos), allowing another girl to lick the jizz off of her, while he gladly proceeds to fuck her in the ass.
I had a three-sum last night and we did The Blind Ojos! It was fucking awesome!
by kaymizzle December 12, 2010
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blind fuck

1) A person you'd only fuck if you were blind

2) Someone it's not worth to flirt but you can fuck with

totally no effort
1) Dude, that's gross! She 's a blind fuck!

2) Man, see that chick over there?

Hand me a johnny. I'm going straight to the (G)spot.
by sci77o November 9, 2012
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