someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.
ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh shit!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh shit!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
by 1armwonder March 21, 2010
Get the banana slug banditmug. by bgal June 9, 2009
Get the One-eyed banditmug. Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.
by E to the C December 26, 2006
Get the The Illinois Enema Banditmug. by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the Cocksucking ass banditmug. On the MMORPG RuneScape, in the southern part of the Kharid Desert likes a Bnaidt camp. There many higher levelled players go there to train on them by wearing a piece of clothing/armour of Saradomin/Zamorakian descent, which provokes the Bandits into attacking them at will, which, in case, leaves them the ability to sit there and do nothing, except for click every few minutes to stop themsleves from logging out.
Donny3210 - "Dude, Karimbo, did that guy Pest Control his combat stats??"
Karimbo_4765 - "No, the faggot used AFK-Bandit-Training."
Donny3210 - "Hah! Pussy."
Karimbo_4765 - "No, the faggot used AFK-Bandit-Training."
Donny3210 - "Hah! Pussy."
by Zael August 23, 2007
Get the AFK-Bandit-Trainingmug. by potledom January 12, 2014
Get the ass crack banditmug. by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011
Get the crooked hat banditmug.