Australian Spitroast

When you spitroast a minecraft sheep.

She Australian Spitroast on me till i lamb

by m4gethecat August 1, 2024

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Australian Jayne

A Jayne from Australia whose name is Jayne. Usually to imply a woman that enjoys boring hikes and long walks on days they could’ve spent having fun zip-lining or going to a water park.

A Jayne who can’t spell worth a shit to save her life

“Ah, man, you must know an Australian Jayne. She’s super boring and only wants to hike or play a board game. She must be from Australia.”

“Nah mates I dont wanna hav fun and go zi p linningg, whhat u guyes think abut injoying a good hyke insteaad?

by Stanislavbogomolov August 3, 2024

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Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".

I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.

by Goshaveyourballsyoudustyoldfar August 14, 2024

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Australian flashbang

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.

he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang

by bonner_3 March 26, 2025

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Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time

Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike

by Joenashhh May 17, 2025

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Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

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