Austin

The social glue in the friend group. Easygoing, steady, and the one who helps keep the peace when stronger personalities start clashing.

“Teddy brings the structure, Tristan brings the intensity, Dante brings the calm, and Austin keeps the whole thing balanced.”

by The Writer’s Room March 7, 2026

Austin

Austin
(noun)

A guy who’s always on your squad but never actually there when it counts. Known for disappearing the second you go down in Warzone — usually looting three buildings over or “rotating” for no reason while you’re bleeding out.

“Bro, where’s Austin? I need a revive!”
“He’s halfway across the map opening a supply crate. Classic Austin.”

by George Lincoln Trump November 11, 2025

Austin*

metal dan distributer to old negro women in wheelchairs after church/Rim job with Mexican dogs enthusiest

damn you an Austin*

by dictionarymary October 5, 2016

austin*

MAJOR fuckboy/don't EVERY date him/ he will do anything to get a girl to get in bed with him/ if he tells you he loves you then he is lying because he probably told 12 other girls that same night/he is the worst person anyone could date/ he will probably end up being gay anyways, he just wanted sex first

"did you hear? that new kid austin already fucked sarah in the janitor's closet last week"

"oh my goddd austin* 🙄"

by shhhhh... can't tell March 21, 2017

Austin...

BAD AT SINGING.....

Austin... fucking mint BAD AT SINGING.....

by Real 69 February 14, 2020

austin britt

Someone who has a very small penis but loves to beat his meat

Austin Britt loves to spank his monkey in the girls' restroom.

by Dickey1999 February 5, 2014

Austin Porter

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑

HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!

by droptopyellow October 31, 2018