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drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.
Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"
by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009
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Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020
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The Drive By Maneuver

Right before your about to cum you get on a razor scooter and skrrt past your girlfriend and cumshot into her mouth.
Im about to commit The Drive By Maneuver
by Goob The Senate November 2, 2020
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high to drive

ready to operate a vehicle after smoking pot
"you ready to go?"

"yeah I'm high to drive"
by Grizkid October 4, 2008
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Drive slow

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.
Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.
by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019
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Dukes drive

Dukes drive is where all the awesome road men go called big boner harely and little testicle max go to make epic fires 😎
Let’s go dukes drive and go get little boners over little girls
by Bigmanfieldsy February 20, 2019
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offensive driving

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.
NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!
by Tmaas June 6, 2018
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