OHSHIT moment

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.

(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

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Andrew Moment

When someone, typically named Andrew, ignores the current situation only to ask what just occurred afterwards. This is applicable to missing entire topics in conversations and important events.

Me: "…and that's why I am afraid of SpongeBob"
Andrew: "What? I wasn't listening. What happened?"
Me: "Andrew moment"

by Pemherz February 5, 2023

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Davis Moment

An act of extreme stupidity that makes you question your will to live

The Davis Moment is the best thing to come out of today

by The Grimbo Master September 24, 2020

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Olive moment

When you create an error

Person 1: I just created an error
Person 2: We like to call that an "Olive moment" because our friend Olive makes errors sometimes.

by #GamerWin February 18, 2021

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Kermit moment

Having a reaction of the green (environmental) kind rather than the reaction a normal person would have in a similar situation.

Also, the realization that in a particular situation, it might not be easy being green (environmental).

I had a Kermit moment when I realized the packaging could not be recycled and it was my only choice at the store.

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I had a Kermit moment when I looked in the garbage can, my first thought was why wasn't that recycled!

by earlysnowdrop April 25, 2009

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