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Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
by Mars-El September 28, 2023
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Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.
This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.
by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020
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Turpin Drive

A neighborhood in Richmond, Kentucky built in the 1970’s, known for drug activity, gang activity and violence. This neighborhood is traditionally controlled by the Hoover Crips (or Hoover Criminals).
My friend got robbed yesterday on Turpin Drive
by User2184930 July 31, 2020
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Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020
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Watch This Drive

When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.
"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."

*down bong water*
by Ratticus_Finch July 17, 2022
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driving lessons

It's like that thing where you, like, learn how to drive 'n' stuff, y'know ?
by The one and only Soffa July 22, 2022
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Nigga driving

Driving erratically in traffic with disregard to traffic laws and other people on the road.
I don't like driving down Main street because they do a lot of nigga driving on that road.
by Bunkey58 September 3, 2022
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