Asshole

1. (noun) A person's anus
2. (noun) A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

Leave that asshole alone!

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Asshole

Male Jerk.

You're an asshole as in male jerk.

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

Asshole Rodeo

Description of a place where everyone around you is an asshole. First coined on the TV show Southland.

Guy talking to his friend in a bar: Man, this place is an asshole rodeo. Let's get outta here.

by Mofrak August 13, 2009

Asshole Teacher

An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.

Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.

Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.

Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher

by SuperMatthew December 27, 2012

asshole move

when someone does something asshole-y

Friend: Dude, did you go on that date with Amy.

Asshole: Nah, I ditched her, she's fugly.

Friend: What an asshole move!

by yoyopickleface January 30, 2010

Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

by DICK burn November 16, 2016

Asshole nigger bitch

A person that acts like an asshole, nigger, and a bitch.

Martin: asshole nigger bitches has no right to hit people.

by Magiranger November 11, 2022