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person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT
by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021
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Spam Asking

When your parents ask you to do one or more tasks at a time!
"Spam asking" Oakley take out the trash and also feed the dogs and get the clothes out of the dryer!
by Doom_205 June 9, 2021
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Ask murderer

Someone who pronounces the word "ask" like "AXE".
My Ebonics professor at Howard University asked me several questions, speaking like an ask murderer.
by Sardine Poopchute September 4, 2024
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ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.
It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.
by QuacksO November 6, 2024
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Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
by Scharey! December 7, 2024
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Ask Ioannina Lovers

Ask Ioannina Lovers is a Greek YouTube channel. It's a straight couple in their 20s ( Billy Kraniotis and Alexandra Patsoura) that refer to each other as "lady cat" and "man cat" in Greek. They also act like cats and meow at each other. They share their sex life through q & a's and storytimes. They juicier stuff are in their members only channel on YouTube.

Ask Ioannina Lovers is often referred to a couple that is acting very cringe and weird in public.
George: Look at them. They are a very weird couple!

John: Yeah, just like Ask Ioannina Lovers
George: Meow!
by AsapX420Xnoniguh December 18, 2024
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Ask someone out day

On January 15th, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game, just ask them.
“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”
by zpzt January 11, 2025
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