A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)
by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016
Get the Asian by Proxymug. Flip The Asian is a game played at most parties, where so you grab an Asian between the age of 10 and 50 and flip them by their hands or feet. The Asian must not know you are flipping them and it cannot be gentle.
by jkdjfiue884 March 6, 2017
Get the Flip The Asianmug. Rich ass E-boi
by niggafagott November 30, 2019
Get the Asian Kevinmug. One of those farts that you just can't explain how grim it smells. The type that makes you lose your appetite for a month. Committed by those wo really don't give a shit about others.
by fartgal1 November 11, 2019
Get the eggy asianmug. An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.
100% Accuracy rate.
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.
100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018
Get the old or asianmug. Can be used to taunt someone when they have the potential to do smart things, but are too dumb or lazy to realize
by AAAAUAGAHAGSDNFIFHEKS June 16, 2023
Get the Dumb Asianmug. On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."
Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.
by white guy speakin out for the asian half May 23, 2006
Get the asian penismug.