Skinny Asian

An Asian that has less skin then bone and is very bad at a game called fortnite battle royal and are very fucking annoying

Hey kye swallows you are a skinny Asian because your bad at fortnite and you are bad to the bone
shut the fuck up skinny asian

by Jaiisbetteratboxfights August 29, 2021

Asian Elephant

That species of elephant found throughout India and South Eastern Asia. They have small ears and most are tuskless. Also they’re probably the elephants you find at the zoo. They are more closely related to mammoths than African Elephants.

I went to the zoo and the Asian Elephants were not there

by 🦖🦕🦣🦏🦤🦬🦌🐘🐆 November 13, 2022

Cauc-Asian

White (caucasian) Dad to a Chinese adopted son/daughter.

My Dad likes to call himself a “cauc-asian” because I’m Asian and he’s Caucasian.

by juuliquent November 30, 2020

Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating popular Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 9, 2020

Asian Fingaling

There are wild asian fingalings with no butt-clenching abilities - the poop just slides out once in the sitting down position. Every chair presents a major risk to society,

Please stop pooping everywhere, you Asian Fingaling

by kaleyaryaryar January 5, 2021

asian chicksaw

When an Asian has pent up energy and feelings, maybe even real emotions, and needs to get it all out, so they resort to their primal nature and perform the native American Indian dances of their ancestors.

Joe: dude!, why is 牛月亮 stomping around everywhere like he were hyped up on amphetamines or somethin?
Matt: GF done dumped 牛月亮 and he's having to get all his pent up feelings out.
Joe: Ah, the asian chicksaw I see. Understood, and I'll give him space to work it out.
Matt: So, where does that leave us two now, all alone by ourselves in this tiny room? Is it getting hotter in here?
**Matt and Joe proceed to take off their clothes and have steamy lustful sex, splattering odorous cum and semen over everything**

by Bad C dev July 17, 2022

asian penis

On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."

Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.

by white guy speakin out for the asian half May 23, 2006